Matsumoto Toyokuni

*uncharacteristic screaming of obscenities*... *cough*
She's doing another picture of me.. in a fucking panda hat ;-;
Stacey: It's most adorable thing I've ever drawn.. EVER!
*mumbles grumpily*
Stacey: Quit yer whining.. I wish -I- had a panda hat *-*

..on a happier note.. I gave Mat a bloody nose ^______^

T_T I miss everyone. I'm lonely... and Mat won't leave me alone... he says I look kinda like a girl so it doesn't make him feel as.. gay ;-;
Thankfully I have Haru to protect me.. -_- yeh right- he's scared of Mat.. and Exodus just thinks the whole thing's hilarious.
..on top of all that -she- drew me with panda ears.. *snif*
...and I feel really ill from Hideo's hormone pills..
Stacey: ..they shoulda worn off by now.. you only had a few..
..but Hideo has good cheese..
Stacey: ..you went back for more of it didn't you? Even though you knew it had pills in it?
..>__>;; ..no..

-_- Never ask spoonabuse for advice. Whatever the question he'll answer either 'carrot' or 'blow job'.. but the less said about that the better.. holy shit T_T

..he also wants me to be bridesmaid at his wedding.. er.. San? I'm a ~BOY~... ah well.. all the other 'bridesmaids' are boys.. but I don't wanna.. I'm scared of what he'll make me wear. NEVER EVER let Sanyu pick your clothes unless you want to end up looking like a cheap whore. He's picked an outfit for me before.. it involved..not much clothing.. at all..

Stacey: ..methinks Sanyu will have to pick all your outfits in future..>_>;;

..*throws things at Stacey* She's working on that bloody fic again,. y'know.. the one about before TC started and how me and Haru and Kae met.. -_-;; ...*reads it over her shoulder* O__________________O HARUUUU! How could you think that about me?! You were looking at my..?! O_O *slaps and runs away*

At -last- someone agrees with me that I'm ugly. *points at Nerim* ..I just wish everyone else would see sense and stop tormenting me by telling me I'm pretty all the goddamn time.
..and Lucifer's moved in with us O_o ..Emma gave him away..He's become all.. slutty all of a sudden. What I want to know is why the -fuck- is he sharing my room? o______O;;; I'm scared to go in there.
Stacey: but you -told- him he could share with you!
..I WHAT?! I only have room for one bed- why the hell would I tell him he could stay?!
Stacey: ..actually, my mistake, DarkToyo told him he could..
o_o;;; ..so he isn't -just- expecting to share the room? ..bugger ;-;

fuzzy_toyopanda's Friend Fusion

...Stacey- I promise I'll do my... already ran away* Carrie: ....Banana phone?... could just say that the girls... mad. 'You took Yuki from me!"... my own stunts". The second one... even do that...? Caysie: Well, Nerve's... the broccolli again? ...and then: hugs... don't know.. @ Soap/Body Wash Brand:... Tis an honour.. though I'm not... I AM NOT LITTLE EFFING HARUKI...

Username: Friend Fusion by Hutta.

..um.. that was scary
I have user pictures~! Stacey's starting to scare me- today she's drawn 3 pictures and done one photo edit and 2 icons of me... why?!
Stacey: because you're -pretttty- dumbass!
o_O.. Why do people keep saying that?! I think you must be all on drugs or something.. I'm not effing pretty at all.
Stacey: ..I'm gonna smack you with this stick if you don't shut the eff up..
..but that's you -pet- stick.. you're angry enough to hit me with Jed? ..Jesus.. you -are- angry.. T_T

Asami is here with me. She's being my bodyguard..I don't think it'll work though..
Asami: *waves*
I think we're gonna be good friends. We have so much in common.
..Why do I have a bodyguard? Centri wants to make me her slave.
Centri is
+ -FEMALE-
+ 11 years younger than me
+ scary as hell
+ obsessed with molesting -me-

...and oh gods I hate being kept in a freezer T_T *shivers* I feel like I'll never feel warm again

...also *pokes Stacey*..am I -ever- gonna have my own icon? XD
Stacey: *hits* fgasdjhhj! ShgdsAHGF!
..I'll ask her when she's awake ^^;

ohmygods.. my owner is a psychopath.. her welcome note on her mobile-

Stacey: the first word is 'And'... 'Snot a very good picture..
*hides*

..I'm supposed to be unconcious right now but.. uh.. yeh..
We have news-
..since me and Ex have an incubus for a father it was obvious that we's have other siblings out there..at least one of them is female.. and a certain sister if ours has taken up residence with us. It's scary.. she looks a lot like me.. except she has wings.. and.. female.. bits..o.o
...You know the only reason she's here? Cos Stacey is a perv and wants a female version of me to molest.. I'm very, very disturbed..

...sadistic.. owner..person.. *blacks out again*

Stacey keeps comparing me to random people >_<;;... but she found this picture and this time I have to agree with her.. the resemblence is.. scary... except for the fact that it's a picture of Totchi and he's so much hotter than me..
Stacey: *slap* BAD BOY!..who wants to help me punish him..o.O
O___O;;;;;;;

So I'm alive again..
..and I'm beginning to really dislike females..

Stacey: Toyo is DEAD! ;-;

Avende: MY MATRESS IS NO LONGER ON THE FLOOR!!! says:
Penis... ah glorious penis
Who do you think I felt? says:
Toyo: ...like as in food glorious food? ..ohhshit.. How am I gonna eat now?
Me: *starts to give pervy answer*
Toyo: O_O
Avende: MY MATRESS IS NO LONGER ON THE FLOOR!!! says:
Lick it off a penis?
Who do you think I felt? says:
Toyo: O_____________________________________________________O *falls over dead*
Me: YOU KILLED HIM!
Avende: MY MATRESS IS NO LONGER ON THE FLOOR!!! says:
YAY

..I expect he'll be alive again later..

By some miracle Centri didn't manage to attack me today. They locked her up so she just clung to Lucifer's leg shouting 'Miss Lucifer~!' o.O
..I still hate shopping with Stacey though. When we go in clothes shops she'll pick something up and go 'Damn.. Toyo'd look gooood in this'... which I wouldn't mind if they weren't dresses and stuff.. She saw a long skirt made of lace and pvc and a see-through shirt she wants me to wear.. *scared* Does she not realise they are girls' clothes?!
Stacey: *coughs*
...*looks down at his current outfit.. which he stole from Stacey*.. er.. but this doesn't look girly..
*watches Stacey take pictures of her arm to show off her new bracelets*... I'm gonna be borrowing those..>_>;;

Tomorrow, we're gonna have to spend the day with Emma cos Stacey's dragging us along with her.. and therefore we'll be with Micheal, Zephyr and Centri. I'm gonna get molested so much *weeps* Centri scares me most of all. I think I'm gonna have to wear full body armour...
*hacking cough* Also, Stacey's making me really ill because she's cruel and evil and morbid ;-;
Stacey: Oh shut up- nothing much's happened to you yet and I swear it won't hurt much...
No- I don't just mean that- I think I'm catching your cold -_-;

It's not very reassuring when someone (namely Stacey) asks you how you would rather become comatose- a graceful yet dramatic fainting fit or falling to the floor, bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose O______O;; *terrified*

I don't want to be bullfucked ;-;

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You had to tell them all about the porn didn't you? *dies of humiliation*
Stacey: *dies* XD

-___- No more memes! Please!

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Stacey finds this amusing. *shudders*




Assloads more memes Stacey made me do for her sick amusement:
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Stacey's in a foul mood am I'm suffering cos of it. She's all morbid because (quote) "Waaaahh she doesn't wuv me" -___-
She's worked out how me and Exodus are related... which makes me feel really ill considering what he did to me when he first got here .. *shudders* ..And she has a new plot.. which does NOT look good for me. *whimpers and clings* Don't let me die! She says I won't but.. *hides*

Spoiler as to how me and Ex are related- don't click if you don't want to know yet.
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>_<;; I asked them to stop being weird about my ass.. now they've moved onto my feet o.O
I'm not talking to Haru. I got no sleep last night. I think he's developing something of a foot fetish... and using me for his amusement- why else would he be keeping me awake all night by sucking my toes when I'm trying to sleep?! *enfuriated*
THEN this moring in english literature SHE *points at Stacey* drew a bigass picture of my foot for some reason o__O You're all fucking crazy.